Private Flight Lessons

"Ramirez! Enemy Russian drones up above. Grab that Stinger missile and take them out!"
*BEEP BEEP ERRRR* *FWOO-SHHHHH...*
"Dashie what's that thing coming at us? It looks scar- WAAAAA"
*Shy and Dash do a barrel roll, the missile misses and heads back to the ground*
*-SHHHH-BOOM!*
"Dammit Ramirez you just blew up Burger Town! Rebuild Burger Town with your bare hands while we sit there and do nothing. Here's a C4 and a used flare to help you out. Afterwards stand on my shoulders and take out that enemy Pavelow with your bare hands!"
I was inspired by this: [link] and figured I'd add my own context to it. Because I can the power.
Background from: [link]