Better Than Everypony Else

Rarity's a lesbian now.

With that hair?! Why wouldn't she be? I'm going to be a lesbian too! [snaps his fingers]

Ooh hoo hoo! We can paint each other's hooves, talk about stallions, and watch movies all night long!

That sounds good, but can you-

The Madonna cones stay.

But they're so...

THE MADONNA CONES. Stay.

But you tied two traffic cones-

 THE MADONNA CONES.

Never mind.

I took this vector of Twilight by Fallingferret and spruced it up to make this. As for the scepter I had to make that from scratch. I'm sorry; I'm just not buying into that meme in the least.