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How Babies Are Made by Beavernator How Babies Are Made by Beavernator
:iconprincesscelestiaplz: Wait? Even me? :iconrarityplz: Mmm hmm. :iconprincesscelestiaplz: Seriously? :iconrarityplz: I love you. :iconprincesscelestiaplz: I am strong friends with you too.
:icontwilightsparkleplz: This makes no sense at all. :iconraritysmilingplz: Someday when you're older you will understand. :icontwilightsparkleplz: Well- I'm pretty old now.
:icontwilightsparkleplz: How old do I have to be? :iconrarityduckfaceplz: I don't know. 12? :icontwilightsparkleplz: In pony years? Dog years? Months? :iconrarityduckfaceplz: Heh. I dunno.
:iconprincesscelestiaplz: Rarity, the season's almost over and we don't have a bad guy lined up. :iconraritywhatplz: But we just finished episode 12!
:iconprincesscelestiaplz: I just want to let you know that I'm your mother. :iconraritywhatplz: :iconprincesscelestiaplz: Also here's a horn; you've earned it.
:iconraritywhatplz: Uh... I already have a horn. :iconprincesscelestiaplz: Fine; you want a second tail, a pair of wings, or an extra pair of legs?
:iconrarityjoyplz: That second tail sounds lovely. :icondashcakeheadplz: Got an extra liver in there? I got a massive cider contest coming up.
:iconprincesscelestiaplz: Eh... sure, why not? I have a degree in biomancing; I may as well put it to work. :icontwilightsparkleplz: I regret asking for just a pair of wings now.
:iconprincesscelestiaplz: I know, right? We have horns; we can probably just levitate or teleport to wherever-the-heck we want.

Background by Mandydax
Rarity vector (Panel 2) originally by AeroyTechyon-X
Rarity vector (Panel 3) originaly by MoongazePonies
Rarity vector (Panel 4, 6, 7) originally by Nickman983
I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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:iconcrazydragon259:
CrazyDragon259 Featured By Owner 7 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
um WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K!!!!!!
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:iconderpy7778:
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  New member
Well JUST SAY THANKS she *burps* then and dont *fart* 'em ya know... n.n

Anyways...i always know Rarity was a monster...to the pyre of fire with her!!!!
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:iconkirby4eve:
Kirby4eve Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  New member
Oops! ................I think I've fainted. 
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:iconcometfirepower:
CometFirepower Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  New member
Ugh That's sick bruh
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:iconronin6401:
ronin6401 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Load this into my brain and shoot it at the enemy. Because this is now my head canon!
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:iconemiillnno:
emiillnno Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student General Artist
What the crap?!?! xD I laughed out loud for about 5 minutes xD
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:iconeboy4190:
Eboy4190 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
Woah wai- whaaa? 
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:iconlikeabossisaboss:
LikeABossIsABoss Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How is this even creepy?Don't tell me you believe this story!
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:iconalexwarlorn:
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
Princess Luna, "How do you like that nightmare?"
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:iconlikeabossisaboss:
LikeABossIsABoss Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I had worse nightmares
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:iconmksub-zero:
mksub-zero Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014
Sweetie bell . . . run.
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:iconlordofthememes:
Lordofthememes Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Mother of Celestia and Luna Mother of god 
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:iconmlpegasis4898:
MLPegasis4898 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh... my... god... that's too creepy... :fear: :fear: :fear:
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:icondest-tiny:
dest-tiny Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh mother of god... o.o
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:iconlinkzilla:
Linkzilla Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
No, not God...All...
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:icontails208:
tails208 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
okay that so wrong in so many different levels
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:iconluckydrago17:
luckydrago17 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  New member
And rarity made herself
which means she committed herself
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:iconwarriors77495:
Warriors77495 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh M G
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:iconfluffysam1212:
fluffysam1212 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014  Student General Artist
I think I might just barf...
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:iconwubtime123:
WUBTIME123 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
this is even worse than witnessing real birth
thank you beavernator now i may never sleep again
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:iconwubtime123:
WUBTIME123 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
alien reference
or just plain disgusting
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:iconmastamindtaker:
Mastamindtaker Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014
I'm sorry but...I don't get it O_o
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:iconsaiavinn:
Saiavinn Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
There's nothing to get. WYSIWYG.
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:icondisneyfanatic2364:
DisneyFanatic2364 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
Uh...duh...WHA???
I don't know which is scarier, the normal way babies are made or this way.
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:iconalexwarlorn:
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
Princess Luna, "And that's what you get to telling Pipsqueak 'no' when he asked you out on a playdate!"
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:iconkitsolin:
Kitsolin Featured By Owner Edited Nov 11, 2014
Panel 1: ...Ummm sweetie i don't think you want to know. 

Panel 2: Yeah Rarity and you still should... -.- 

Panel 3: Yeah good excuse Rarity... Wait what do you mean by here's how? Umm Rarity? 

Panel 4: .-. Oh god her hoof is like all the way down her throat. Holy crap Rarity you're going into a whole nother level...
 OH GOD NO GO AWAY DEMON SPAWN!

Panel 5: NO I DON'T THINK SHE DOES. I WOULDN'T WANT TO IF I JUST SAW THAT....


Desc: Ok...i just experienced that...Wait even Celestia? D: 

Also if you're wondering why i didn't add a reaction to Sweetie looking like she's witnessing madness, is because it's not much :l
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:icongodzillaluver3360:
Godzillaluver3360 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student Artist
:iconclevelandplz::iconsaysplz: Oh Thats Nasty.....
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:iconrollingthunder75:
rollingthunder75 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
This is so messed up
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:iconasctoons:
ASCToons Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:iconmrcakeplz: :iconsaysplz: Hey Rarity, could you make twins for us?

:iconmrscakeplz: :iconsaysplz: Yeah, their names will be Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, We want Pound as a pegassi and Pumpkin as an unicorn

:iconrarityplz: :iconsaysplz: Okay, here we go... *throwing a pair of twins* :iconmlppoundcakeplz: :iconmlppumkincakeplz:

:iconmrcakeplz: :iconmrscakeplz: :iconsaysplz: Thank you so much 
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:iconthingamajigs-r-us:
Thingamajigs-R-US Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student Artist
...Ah, nice excuse, Rarity. That was a nice sa-- HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
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:iconsamykhadre:
samykhadre Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
beurk
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:icongeneral-spitfire32:
General-Spitfire32 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
... I can't unsee that, on the upside I found something worse than my time in the trenches...
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:iconhorrorpony18:
HorrorPony18 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is disturbing... but funny xD
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:icontrendorman:
Trendorman Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
O-O.......did...did her hand just work as...*throws up*
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:iconpyramidhead90:
PyramidHead90 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
Wait, then how can there be ponies older than Rarity?!

I FOUND A PLOT HOLE!  NUUUUURSE!!
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:iconecliptorcalrissian:
EcliptorCalrissian Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
There aren't! That's just what she wants you to think!
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:iconjuliet-gwolf18:
Juliet-GWOLF18 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student General Artist
That's too hilarious
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:iconpink13p13p0n3:
Pink13P13P0n3 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Amen to that last sentence
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:iconresidenteddy:
ResidentEddy Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, Rarity is just making a childish excuse to where babies come from. Look at her foaling around with that hoof on her mouUUUWHAT THE FUCK SHE WASN'T KIDDING!?!? ..... oooookay!?
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:iconkitsolin:
Kitsolin Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
That was the most hilarious thing i've seen in a while...
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:icondeathofink:
DeathofInk Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014
.....oh lord why?
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:iconcadencetheflamehaze:
cadencetheflamehaze Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!
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:iconkatban:
katban Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
RUN!
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:icontawog11:
tawog11 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Why, how did you think they were born
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:iconmonterrang:
monterrang Featured By Owner Edited Oct 10, 2014  Student General Artist
i think rarity missed blowjob and real sex!
she can't separate her mouth than her vagina!
:iconpinkiepieplz: "and dat's how rarity is considerate as the worst pony of the mane6!"
shut up pinkie pie
:iconpinkiecryplz: "but...."
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:iconscarecrow113:
Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
NO. JUST, NO.
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:icondonnestarside:
DonnEStarside Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
See the fuck did I just what!?
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:iconspkon107:
SPkon107 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
No sex. Bummer
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:iconsherlockpoems:
Sherlockpoems Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
KEN U NOT 
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