How Babies Are Made

Wait? Even me? Mmm hmm.  Seriously? I love you.  I am strong friends with you too.
This makes no sense at all. Someday when you're older you will understand.  Well- I'm pretty old now.
How old do I have to be? I don't know. 12?  In pony years? Dog years? Months?  Heh. I dunno.
Rarity, the season's almost over and we don't have a bad guy lined up.  But we just finished episode 12!
I just want to let you know that I'm your mother.   Also here's a horn; you've earned it.
Uh... I already have a horn. Fine; you want a second tail, a pair of wings, or an extra pair of legs?
That second tail sounds lovely. Got an extra liver in there? I got a massive cider contest coming up.
Eh... sure, why not? I have a degree in biomancing; I may as well put it to work.  I regret asking for just a pair of wings now.
I know, right? We have horns; we can probably just levitate or teleport to wherever-the-heck we want.

Background by Mandydax
Rarity vector (Panel 2) originally by AeroyTechyon-X
Rarity vector (Panel 3) originaly by MoongazePonies
Rarity vector (Panel 4, 6, 7) originally by Nickman983
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