"Gee Discord, your Princess lets you have THREE pairs of wings?"
"Yup. Do you like them?"
"That... that's a manticore's wing, isn't it? What in Equestria did you do to-"
"Discord bailed me out of another boring tax meeting. He made all the snacks on the table sing 'Gay Bar', so I'd have to go out and 'summon a spell to stop it'. "
"They were arguing over giving a 1.5% tax break on dividends for high-income citizens. There's nothing like a bunch of grapes, three eclairs, 4 apples, and a chocolate cake repeatedly chanting "I have something to put in you!" to defuse it all."
"Uh... why is Twilight a baby?"
"Remember the piggyback rides you used to give me when I was a filly? I miss those."
"Well... I guess I have half an hour before the meeting ends..."
"Wait a second, I want a piggy back ride too!"
"Aren't you a little old for that?"
"Fine" *Discord's tail shape-shifts into a large boar whose tails connects with his* "Mine
has a cup-holder."Background from Dipi11