Miss Sparkle

"There are sooo many tings to learn about in this world, and so many ponnies wil'ing to help us learn!"
"Took the words right out of my mouth!"
"Today, we talk about euthanasia"
"Wait, what?"
"When all the old people in China and its neigh-bo-ing nations come here, we can youthen Asia."
"And when Gotham is in ashes, you will have my permission to die."
"And when you stop by my lovely garden, you will have my permission to leave my neighbourhood with a smile on your face!"
"And you think this gives you... flower over me?"
*Spits out a partially-chewed cookie before roaring with laughter*
*Turns away, bent forward, hand covering mouth, and stifling a laugh*
"Ha ha. Garden."

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