Dear Princess Celestia, today I found out that I was a robot all this time that will bend over to anyone who has a white coat no matter how ridiculous they are in assigning me tasks. Ha. Ha. Ha.
EVERY DAY IS LOWER BODY DAY. MY APPLE ORCHARD HAS A WINERY BECAUSE I CAN.
I um... really like this costume if you don't mind. If that's okay with you... I am so cute.
Can we take off the suits now? Mine's itchy.
GRAWR RAWR 10% cooler RAWR RAWR RAWR 20 seconds flat. GRRRR.
I know he's not even trying to say words, but that's actually not a bad impression.
Ohhh I have a sad; time to wipe my tears with some bank notes. Huehuehue.
In all seriousness Rarity would seem like the kind of pony who would give out soda cans at Halloween.
I can't believe that's become the greatest compliment anyone can get during Halloween.
Well... it's either that or congratulating a woman on not wearing a slutty costume outside. That is, unless Alice in wonderland actually wore 6-inch heels and a short skirt in the original novels- then
we're in trouble.