Nightmare Night in Canterlot Palace

Dear Princess Celestia, today I found out that I was a robot all this time that will bend over to anyone who has a white coat no matter how ridiculous they are in assigning me tasks. Ha. Ha. Ha.

EVERY DAY IS LOWER BODY DAY. MY APPLE ORCHARD HAS A WINERY BECAUSE I CAN.

I um... really like this costume if you don't mind. If that's okay with you... I am so cute.

Oh, but that's the fun of it! Itchiness is so RANDOM! So FUN! EVERYTHING is fun with me!  Even taxes?  ESPECIALLY taxes.

GRAWR RAWR 10% cooler RAWR RAWR RAWR 20 seconds flat. GRRRR.

I know he's not even trying to say words, but that's actually not a bad impression.

Ohhh I have a sad; time to wipe my tears with some bank notes. Huehuehue.

In all seriousness Rarity would seem like the kind of pony who would give out soda cans at Halloween.

I can't believe that's become the greatest compliment anyone can get during Halloween.

Well... it's either that or congratulating a woman on not wearing a slutty costume outside. That is, unless Alice in wonderland actually wore 6-inch heels and a short skirt in the original novels- then we're in trouble.