"She's so pwetty... *GASP!* AND IT SPEWS FIRE! Tank yoo so much mommy!"
"Anything for my little girl! Now, make sure you feed it every day, change its water, clean and groom it, clean its- just kidding you don't have to do any of that. It's a freakin' immortal fire bird! Now go play with your new friend while I get dinner ready."
"Yaaay! Come on Philomena, let's go burn the library down!"
"Yeahhh you go do th- wait WHAT?! Get back here, Celestia!"
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