Princess Spike - Alternate Ending

Really? REALLY?  Twilight gets a baby dragon that can write letters, bake cookies, organize meetings in advance-
You have servants. Like... fifty of them. Get them to do that.  Yeah... but none of them are dragons.
I'M part dragon; pitch some work my way it might be done by the end of day; perhaps still in this plane of existence if you're lucky.
Yeah, but they're not baby dragons  CADENCE, tell Twilight to give me Spike. I want a baby ding dong doing my file returns.
 But you gave him to her... and I'm not your servant.  That's a load of hay, Cadence.  You don't pay rent.
None of you pay rent.  Well, Princess, life is full of disappointments.  No, I fill it with disappointments. Gimme Spike.
I'll consider it when you start doing cool things.  Hey... I once laughed at one of your jokes... and sat down with you at a table
That was fun, right?  Don't you remember all those lovely times I gave you stern talks about... doing things...   Screw y'all.
You don't pay rent.  Aw nuts I forgot to pay my rent this month-  Get out-  Okay.
Oh look, there goes half our views.  Twilight come back I love you. I'm sorry I'm better than you please help.

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