When I said to come dressed in suits
for this formal tea party, this isn't quite
what I had in mind...
What did you except from the embodiment of chaos? Tuxedos? At a tea party? At a BORING tea party of all things?
But why fruit?
This is apparently reparation for turning a frog into an orange by accident.
There aren't a lot of rainbow-coloured fruits out there...
Apparently grapes are used in wine, which makes them classy. In reality I feel like the grapist.
I deal with exotic creatures all the time.
My name isn't strawberryjack.
And I've already had so much candy that I'm relatable to that girl in willy wonka who turns into a blueberry for eating so much of it.
I take it you're dressed as a banana because you like bananas?
I don't know if I like bananas; I'm on the fence about that. Though I figured it might be YOUR favourite fruit...
Actually, it is! -WAAAUGGGGHHHH!!! (Celestia teleports to the moon for mentioning her love of bananas)
PONIES... you are FREE!
This was originally going to be a Payday:The Heist crossover but I derailed and thought this was funnier.Background