Si J'Etais Un Roi...

(Singing to the tune of "Beyonce - If I Were a Boy") ♪If I had a crowwwn; even just for a daaay. I'd wake up glad n' with a smile; hug gator Gummy like a child and go... Adore the sunriiise; and bask in its glowww. I'd greet my servants out for breakfast, more grateful than anypony would knowww- because they're joyous like me.
If I had a crowwwn; I think I could understaaand. That true joy is never founded, until you get it out of be-ing a friend. My dear cit-i-zennns! I know how it hurrrts! When sadness has taken over, and you've hit a no-leaf clover; and loneliness make everything worse!
If I had a crown; I'd rule on with a smile. Tell everyone it's alright, so they know that my heart is always for them. I'd crack a few jokes... and give out hugs as I go. 'Cause I know that they'll be happy; they'll kee-eep laughing as I go... as I go.
If I had a crown; I'd bury it under sand! No jewel can ever tell me, how to spark my own sense of gleeee! It's not for my ends; it's for my heart and my friennnds! When you've been through all the turmoil; dug your hooves into soil. It makes you a compassionate marrre!♪
It's seems a bit odd for me to day-dream; and I'm baking these pies right now; need to make whipped cream. My productivity's been killed by this sonnng...
♪But I'm just a maaare, and I don't understand... how it feels to be a princess. So today I do whatever I caaan. But thereby in turrrn, its a concept absurrrd. How we will grasp at what's is greater; but the things we've really wanted, are sitting next to us on this earrrth. And I am content...♪
Yes. YES.

Background by , and yes I'm aware "J`étais" is supposed to have an 'É' instead of an 'E'; dA won't accept that character in deviation titles.

EDIT: An MS Paintjob somehow manages to land on EqD. [link]