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:iconpinkiepieplz: Cool! 16384 life partners! What's a husband?
:iconlaurenfaustplz: [Mashes hooves into face]

I regret nothing.

Backgrounds by Stinkehund
The OC featured in panel 8/9 belongs to Phurie or the #cauldroneer at (it's NSFW; there's dangly bits and everything over there.)
All other art assets by me
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PegasisMCG Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh her hair looks... Nevermind a penis.
Luigicat11 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
Every fandom to ever exist ever in a nutshell.
Janhendrik94 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
TheTruePsychopath Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
You can't destroy the Illogic.
wobster109 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
I hope that the creators of MLP wouldn't be transphobic. :(
derpy7778 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
"16384 ponies married Pinkie" LOL so true...wait...i wasnt in that list add me we are 16385!

Pinkie: "
Cool! 16384 life partners! What's a husband?" Oh Pinkie you will know that when you learn the concept of "really working" 24/7 or the word gangbang also to make it faster....BTW do we need to form a lane for her or something, or what? xD

PD: LOL at the futa-mare joke xDDDDD ;P
FHDogeCake Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So true .-.
allen-mikk Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
and nothing of value was lost.
flippyslittlehelper Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
Oh internet....
dragonflyzMC Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
flyingrain Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student General Artist
I'd like to think my OC is better than this..
Ghost-Sparta Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
Eyup, exactly my opinion
thelastairbender20 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
r.i.p computer. I wonder if tomska can make this an asdfmovie skit.
DallasBlack Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
Hilarious. However, I've noticed some good quality pony OCs coming out these days. Many are recolored or color mismatched of course, but I'm finding quite a lot of quality OCs these days. I've actually fallen in love with one of them, Jade by There are several more, but that one is the best of the lot IMO.
kyuubinaruto18 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
What do you think of mine?…

She's part of the family that adopts Scootaloo in my fanfic. She's obsessively dedicated to her big sis, even more so than Scoots was to Rainbow Dash, and is her number one fan as Scootaloo grows up and finds her destiny. Perky, full of boundless energy, almost always has a smile on her face so long as her sister is also happy.
DallasBlack Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
Cute! You sure found a way to set her apart from other OCs.
InfamousHippo Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
HA cauldroneer
AlanES Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's for the best.
19jburner Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
This has been: what the creators of MLP think about our OCs in a nutshell!
Luccccccccerina Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
It would be cool though... But I know a friend that created some new Pony kinds. (Lol of course the alicorn thing) so yeah, derp. (They just need to filter it... Yeah no penis...)
Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Regret nothing!
AwesomeAvian Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
Funny that she didn't comment on the recolored sprite that looked like Lightning Dust, and didn't say anything about that being a copy of her. Still funny as hell though.
lonercs Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
This is a very pretty pony. I like this pony. ... "...that's a penis" ... This is a VERY pretty pony. I really like this pony.
Kyo-comics Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Student General Artist
^yes, all my yes
AlicornBob Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student General Artist
inb4 "who is that gorgeous mare with the penis?!"
Keystar01 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
It's funny because it's True.
Dynamo-Clan Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
It's better she don't see my Bullhorses, why? Well the red one is powerful enough to destroy Equestria and the black one is psychopath that kill and eat the flesh of his victims.

Lava Demon: Yeah, Hells fire is a maniac.

Hells Fire: Well, better be a maniac than a tic tac bomb.

Lava Demon: What do you mean?

Hells Fire: some months ago you was angry and just exploded half of a city!
PrincessCrystalSnow Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
"that's a penis''
:iconohmytiaplz::iconsaysplz: WHAAAAAAAAAAA!?
jeremeymcdude Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
never mess with the goddess of all ponies. she will kill you from a computer.
Bellekitten Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ha! ohhh what a preety mare ... thats a penisLOL Problem? 
Tenkage Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
eh, Isaac Hunter the Unicorn whose ancestor was the slave to Sombra and who escaped carrying his child the day the Empire disappeared, suddenly feels a little more maybe I should get him married to Pinkie Pie....naw I like Daring Do
Crescent-Sketch Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear.... That would be a tad problematic....
Moonnightwing Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Love it . what do you expect!
faust2152 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whew, I'd only be part of the 8%

Funny comic! ^_^
storyteller98 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student
This is great aaaaand theres a penis........*delete*
MrRhapsodist Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Nice pun at the end. "Pegasys32" :)
Gryphyn-Bloodheart Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Professional Writer
This is how I sometimes feel making custom OCs...
ProfXChasePines Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i think Fausticorn is gonna beat up the artist who made it
StacheRabbit Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Professional General Artist
I think it's really amusing how the pony in the comic is bashing on all those other pony designs when she's an alicorn OC. I just think to myself "glass houses" and I get the giggles. Especially since she's white and Thale's Red which is really funny in itself. Anyway really hilarious. 
sirRipp Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
...The character in the comic is Lauren Faust's OC
Chrismilesprower Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
This wan't your best idea ever.
SolidSanchez Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
/killall, like a boss! X)
TwilySoarMAR3 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Professional General Artist
Of course Laura stops by Twilight's place to check on the updates of the fandom.
skottyboy1 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
I think i popped a lung.
KiwiJr Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
Yep! Better not to do that :XD:
theoldhorse2 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
i couldn't be on the show seeing as i don't watch the show, the reason? tumblr and DA, i can just paste the story togther

also hello i'm shire the only shire pony left,
seahawk270 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
Amazingly, according to the math in panel 4, 6% chose Earth Pony!  ;)  
BlazeHeartPanther Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Student General Artist
XD priceless
catz537 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahaha. Hey, some OCs would be okay to put into the show and make canon; the only problem is, it'd make other bronies jealous that their OCs weren't in the show; also, I hate canon/OC shipping but if an OC was placed into the show, it'd technically make that OC canon, so then shipping would be okay with other ponies in the show..

lol just what the doctor orded!

See after 6 years frm now this might be a 'real' issue ;)

I mean be serious it still is a 'thing' for 3+~8 age.. (lol silly me :P)

but 'we' (I mean ALL of us are above 8 I think :squee: do be so proudly walk awy with MLP as if.. well Fausticorn explans it very clear in THIS comic XD

SPOT ON!! BEST COMIC EVER!!(well so far..)

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