This Blankie is SO SOFT!

"Abblejack! Put that blankie over the artifact or everyone will-"
"Wait a second, that's not the real artifact of-"
"Who cares? Look at that cute baby! There isn't a single one of these in the kingdom!"
*crowd gathers around Applejack*
"...Looks like we didn't need to set up this festival to keep the crystal ponies happy after all. Go figure."