Mares and colts of e'ryage; won't you see these fabulous manes?
Come with us and you will see; Ponyville by the Everfree. This is Ponyville, this is Ponyville, Derpy screams in the dead of night.
SMOKE WOOD E'RY DAY!! This is Ponyville, everypony's belly filled. Par and tee 'til the neighbours get an urge to kill . It's our town, everypony scream, here comes a batch o' berry ice-cream!
I am the one with the back of lead, hooves all dirty but my coat glowing red
I am the one hiding under the stairs...