WHOA WHOA WHOA. You can't bring guns into a kid's show!
I don't care. I have a flamethrower and a chainsaw in my closet if you want to use that.
Oh COME ON it has "Just watering the enemy" spray-painted on the top! You expect me to use this on a kid's show? And... this chainsaw says "Who wants the bigger half?" on it. That's just... wow. Seriously? Do you have a gun in here without any sassy remarks on it?
Nope. My grenade launcher has "GIBS GO HERE" written on it with arrows pointing in every direction. My shotgun has "Down in front" written on it, see that? Heh, my minigun says "Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?", AND my sniper rifle says "99 problems *crack* 98". I came up with these myself.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY
*revs up the chainsaw and chases Twilight out of the room* WHO WANTS THE BIGGER HA-ALF?!
*Keels over onto the floor laughing*
Panel 1: Vector
by ChainChomp2. I tried looking for a vector of Fluttershy running; apparently they all suck.
Panel 4/5: Princess Celestia vector
by 90Sigma, in fact every other Princess Celestia vector in this comic is the same one modded and cropped differently.