Give to Celestia what is Celestia's. If y'all insist *FWOOMP!* Stop giving Celestia what is Celestia's. But what about MY tithe? Good idea, I'll drown in apples AND carrots now. No... let's not do that, shall we?
Celestia has a nice tax system. Fresh Produce a few times a year. But what about people like Fluttershy who apparently raise chickens? Does Celestia's throne room double as a chicken ranch on those days? Is Chicken on the menu?
My thoughts exactly. Awesome work! I laughed for about 10 minutes straight! Goodness, now I want to send this to Faust. See what she's created. But... if I did that, I would end up sending three quarters of the internet.