Well... it's either this place or the other library with the big stupid owl guarding it. You've been there a few times before, right Princess Celestia?
I once told that owl "if you rub Bengay all over yourself you can literally slide down a snowy hillside without the need for a toboggan."
Wait- you can do that?!
[Smiles and shakes her head]
The next time I visited him the he had no feathers on his backside and the nastiest burn mark you could imagine.
Well I, for one, found it hilarious that he used eyeliner to draw a phallus on his stomach as a means of tripling metabolic rate.
Needless to say we were permanently banned from that library. Wait- what piece of knowledge did you give him upon entering his library?
That you guys had a ball pit that covered 1 whole acre of land in Canterlot Palace?
That would explain why he visited us that one weekend before wandering the castle for 3 hours before flying away without any explanation.