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Two and a Half Mares by Beavernator Two and a Half Mares by Beavernator
"Hey Derpy, can I have Scoot borrow your bath tub? Ours is being cleaned right now."
"What happened to your tub?"
"Dairy challenge. I was feeding her milk, and after drinking a whole pint she just kept going. So I decided to drink a pint myself and match her. Eventually it grew into a competition, and about 3 pints later our bath tub, our living room, our kitchen, and both of us were covered in puke. I washed the puke off myself, but now our tub is clogged... and smells like death."
"Oh. So who won?"
"Derpy... [link] nobody wins a dairy challenge."
Vector of Rainbow Dash taken from: [link]
Vector of Derpy taken from: [link]
Random GIF of He-Man outta nowhere: [link]
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:icon2wingo:
2wingo Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I won the dairy challenge once. I've been drinking huge amounts of milk every day since I was 4, so I had an unfair advantage.
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:iconmickeymouseisgay:
Mickeymouseisgay Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Scootaloo won didn't she
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:iconshady-daze:
Shady-Daze Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
Cute
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:iconsailorsun123:
SailorSun123 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Never try the dairy challenge
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:iconseanut:
Seanut Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
is derpy the half
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:icontb2374:
TB2374 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
no its RD+Derpy=2 mares and two baby ponies= one filly and one filly=1/2 a mare so 2+1/2=2 1/2. got it?

you:...no.
me:...Derp :iconderpyshrugplz:
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:iconseanut:
Seanut Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
Acullay I read thisand it does quite make sense the more I read it. MMMMAAATTTHHH!!!
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:icontb2374:
TB2374 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsuperw00tplz:
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:iconseanut:
Seanut Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
d(^.^)b
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:iconseanut:
Seanut Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
0_o
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:icontb2374:
TB2374 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconaros2:
Aros2 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Should have had cookies to go with that.
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:iconthatgeekwitheclipons:
ThatGeekWiTheClipOns Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Since Scootaloo and Dinky would probably equal a whole mare, wouldn't that make this 3 mares instead of two and a half mares? Either way, super cute ^_^
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:iconlcd75:
LCD75 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
> Smells like death


Yeah I know how that smells like.
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:iconcarolina5000:
carolina5000 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
żlo puedo usar
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:icon3600letgo:
3600LetGo Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
big sisters! ^^
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:iconbunniesrule6:
bunniesrule6 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
who did win
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:iconhershey78:
Hershey78 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
y r her eyes googly?
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:iconsonicrainboomsxd:
SonicRainboomsXD Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
shes Derpy! shes meant to look like that.
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:iconhershey78:
Hershey78 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I figured that out long time ago when I just became a derpy fan.. So I know that now..
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:icontanucks:
tanucks Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
I just squeed so hard my face broke into a permanent smile,
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:iconstarheartcustoms:
StarHeartCustoms Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love that video
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:icontophxomi:
tophxomi Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
cute!
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:iconglitched-moonveil:
Glitched-Moonveil Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thats so adorable~
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:iconkisame1017:
kisame1017 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
omg! this is cuteness overload!!
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:iconanniesmith:
AnnieSmith Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I second your comment LOL
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:icondarthsylar12:
Darthsylar12 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I would pay obscene amounts of money for a spin off of Dash and Derpy raising Scootaloo and Dinky...obscene monies!!!
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:iconwadusher0:
Wadusher0 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconawwwplz:
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:iconkiisuuchan:
KiisuuChan Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
awwwwwwwww
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:iconcount-kraumburger1:
Count-KraumBurger1 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
daawww love it!
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:iconsabakuukitsune:
SabakuuKitsune Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Aw how cute! :heart:
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:iconstriker-666:
Striker-666 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
I would love to see this as a total spin-off parody on The Hub.
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:iconrainbowkiller6262:
RAINBOWKILLER6262 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student Filmographer
awesome and cute but you know scootaloo is neither rainbow dash's daughter or sister
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:iconjmbeard:
jmbeard Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
True in all regards, but pretend it is an alternate reality sort of deal. Also helps to see the other comics involving Scoot and RD by this guy.
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:iconsabakuukitsune:
SabakuuKitsune Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Or maybe she's babysitting baby Scoots?
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:iconsabakuukitsune:
SabakuuKitsune Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Oh stop being a stick in the mud and go with it.
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:iconjfpierre:
JFPierre Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student General Artist
this is awesome, also glad that some else sees Scootaloo as Dash's daughter
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:iconthefan2:
thefan2 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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:iconmatty4z:
matty4z Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
daaw supa cutes :3
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:iconsnowyzo3:
SnowyZo3 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
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:iconspeedpaintpros:
SpeedPaintPros Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Dinky had nothing to do with derpy.
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:iconsithgirl665:
SithGirl665 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
It's called fandom fun, assbutt. Don't like it, back away.
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:iconspeedpaintpros:
SpeedPaintPros Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I don't like it and I am not going to. It is shit.
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:iconjmbeard:
jmbeard Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
I saw your stuff, I'm probably the only person in known existence that is worse than you. And that difference being .000000001%
Also, why you be trollin? If you don't like something, the decent person walks away.
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:iconspeedpaintpros:
SpeedPaintPros Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I select the worst of the worst and tell them how bad it is.
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:iconjmbeard:
jmbeard Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
Talk to yourself then. From what I saw of your drawings, well my little brother can do better and he is 9.
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:iconspeedpaintpros:
SpeedPaintPros Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I didn't draw them.
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:iconsithgirl665:
SithGirl665 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
There's no need for you to hate publicly, is there?
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:iconspeedpaintpros:
SpeedPaintPros Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
What they did was bad and they should feel bad.
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:iconsithgirl665:
SithGirl665 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
...Why was it bad? She was exploring possibilities.
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