"You like it?"
"My Moos-tache! It's... beautiful! How can I possibly repay you?"
"Your joy is enough payment as is. Hey, let's replace your water with rainbow fluid and see what colour you end up as this week!"
"Ooh hoo hoo! I have a good feeling about a lush forest green this time! In any case we can go to the nearby lake while you take some pictures of me. Then we'll publish them in the newspaper and mess with everyone making them think the Loch Ness monster exists!"
"Wonderful idea. I'll also bring up some chicken eggs so we can paint them to sell some of the eggs of the 'Loch Ness Monster'."
"Then we give all the money to the poor?"
"You know it; let's do this."
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