Well... What Do You Think?

So... are you SURE you want me to give you a make-over?
What? Is there going to be paperwork or something? I'm just bored and thought I'd drop by. NOW LET'S DO THIS!
Wonderful! I'll be getting out my combs, scissors, gel, salves, and dyes-
Wait, DYES? On rainbow-coloured hair? That's like microwaving tempura; you're just destroying a good thing!
Uh... what's tempura? Why, it's a fancy name for deep-fried vegetables! Wait... you can DO that? With vegetables?!
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Alright! That was actually kind of fun! I want to- Rarity? ... yes, Rainbow Dash, dear? You're looking at me funny...
No... it's just that while taking off the bandages it- Bandages? In a makeover? JUST GIVE ME THE MIRROR!
Very well... AUGH!!! This is a ping-pong paddle, you dolt!
Even your most elegant friends have a sense of humour; here's a REAL mirror. I... look so beautiful...
I HATE IT!

Background by adamlhumphreys
Rainbow Dash's vector by GeoNine
Rarity's vector by nickman983