A Little Pick-Me-Up

Wait, how do you manage to fly in space? There's no air under your wings to create lift or propulsion of any sort.
If I recall correctly I threw you at the sun, thus creating ample force to move me back to the planet's surface.
YOU just bounced off the sun and went "weeeeee" until you fell into a pond somewhere.  Oh.
When I found you and dried you off you insisted you wanted to stay in the pond and become a fish. You can stop now.
You're right; I could.  ...  When you learned how to fly you thought you could use your diaper as a parachute.
Ugh. In all fairness, didn't we all do that? I tried doing that when I was figuring out how to fly.
Where do you get a diaper that big? Erm, I- aw nuts   It was a shawl! 
Oh screw you- you know what I mean!

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