Celestia On Break

We have several guards listed on an... interesting payroll. Hm?  Only 5 bits a week for these... specialist guards?
Who are these ponies?  That's a bit over your pay grade, don't you think?  I don't get paid anything. So... yeah; I guess it is.
But 5 bits, 2 toys, and one free book a week? We're not made of money, you know. They've earned their share.
Are those the undercover guards in the chicken suits you've stashed away?  No... those guys are paid in fancy restaurant gift cards.
Look, do you have any idea how many ponies give me free stuff for being a princess?  I once got a free pet pony once.
I was going to say I had a room filled with nothing but chocolate and booze I get over the holidays, but that tops it.
I had to give it back because it was broken. All it said was something about being great and powerful.  But enough about me-
  Anyways, I was going to say I have pony who I pay in chocolate and booze I get from all the holidays to a special friend.
I give all the chocolate to my little girly, and keep the rest for myself. The teacher catches her eating chocolate in class...
And one time she made the mistake of asking if she had enough for the class.  The wonderbolts had to tow in all the chocolate.
We had to barter the rest of the chocolate to repair the school house. I said enough for the class; not the whole town!

ocarina0ftimelord.deviantart.c…"Princess Celestia vector (Panel 1, 2, 6) originally by Ocarina0fTimelord
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