It's Not Rocket Science

...Therefore by using this simple formula I was able to guide my ship to the moon, retrieve Princess Luna, and send her back home with ample fuel for my ship.
You were the one who escorted Nightmare Moon back here? That pony was filled with... highly non-friendship material!
Clearly you forgot one thing. WHAT?!  A cup of coffee! Have you never met a coffee drinker in your life?
The night shift is never easy. IT DOESN'T HELP WHEN YOUR SISTER SWAPS YOUR ORIGINAL COFFEE FOR DECAF!
The brand was in cursive and I couldn't read a darn thing. Nonsense! You've read all those other cursive brand names well enough!
Cecci-bola that soft drink maker, Gisnep the chidren's entertainment company, Isarleie that brand of Terran model dolls, Tiallnnnark the card company...
Imagine how crazy it would be if we got all of those names wrong.  Ridicuous! Cecci-bola sounds like the cure for ebola.
Don't say that here, Luna; you're gonna- AUGH! My eyes are bleeding! It's the ebolimana!  Those are tears.
Oh... they are. Heh. I didn't say stop.  But what am I...? The dresses you made for me were all delicious. 

EDIT: No, I do not study mechanical engineering or post-secondary chemistry in any capacity. I was aware someone was bound to call me out on the technobabble not holding up.

Background by Ikillyou121, Pinkie vector (Panel 3) by kyrospawn, I claim ownership of all other art assets.