Pink Isn't Your Colour

If Rarity was called Wawity when she was a filly, Fluttershy Fwuttershy, Twilight Twily, Dash dashie, and Applejack Abblejack... then what's my filly name?
Uh... Pink... ie- huh. This is going to be harder than I expected.
Pinkabetes?  Pinkie Tart? Hah? That's clever But the alliteration is GONE!
You guys are missing something; Pinkie is always cute. She doesn't need a cute name
  See? Now I have to take my cute-abetes meds to offset all that cute [takes the entire bottle].

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