Rainbow Dash - Pyromancer

I'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL.

     
Humidity's rising-   Barometer's getting low. According to all sources- the street's the place to go!
Cause tonight for the first tiiime- just about half-past ten! For the first tiiime in history- it's gonna start raining frieeends!
IT'S RAINING FRIENDS! HALLELUIA IT'S RAINING FRIENDS! AMEN!
I'm gonna go out- and get myself- absolutely freakin' wrecked! Got a whole tank o' cider jus' fer the two o' us.

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What do you mean the royal chariot's been stolen? I don't know why. They were rolling around a giant barrel or something.
The blue pony insisted she was a secret agents, and the orange pony said they were actually just special super mega awesome agents.
Well. I suppose if the special super mega awesome agents need it we should be fine. My castle has been struck by your chariot!
IT'S A WARNING SHOT- WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! ...Oh my self.

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Told ya I can drive this thing back to Ponyville with this thing on my head. Guess I owe ya 'nother drink.

Background - Ghastly Gorge originally by Hawk9mm.