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:iconlaurenfaustplz: No, seriously, bring her down. :iconhappywoonaplz: But the moon is so much pwettier now! :icontiasuprprisedplz: I can't argue with that.
:iconlaurenfaustplz: YOU FOOLS! You have disrupted the natural order! :iconhappywoonaplz: But aren't we parts of nature? :icontiasuprprisedplz: She has a point.
:icontiasuprprisedplz: All of ponykind's efforts are a part of nature; just because we have a significantly larger impact on what we can do...
:icontiasuprprisedplz: doesn't absolve us of any responsibility. :iconhappywoonaplz: Everything is natural; apple pie, this stone castle, nuclear waste...
:iconhappywoonaplz: In fact a lot of things in nature are specifically designed to kill things. :icontiasuprprisedplz: So in an alternate reality natural could mean something else.
:icontiasuprprisedplz: For instance having an "all natural" body wash could either clean you... or cover your body in one giant rash.
:iconlaurenfaustplz: Girls? You can stop now. :iconhappywoonaplz: Or snakes; you can get a bottle full of snakes to wash yourself with. :iconlaurenfaustplz: Oh fer crying out loud.
:icontiasuprprisedplz: Of course this could also turn into a commentary of how food labels don't have to be remotely accurate. :iconhappywoonaplz: Like cereal.
:iconhappywoonaplz: "Part of a nutritious breakfast" usually means "this food tastes great but has as much nutritional value as slug slime". :iconlaurenfaustplz: STOP.
:iconhappywoonaplz: And any 'study' related to any product that doesn't explain its setup or where the experiment was conducted is automatically useless.
:icontiasuprprisedplz: 9/10 dentists recommend that toothpaste? Of course they did; it's toothpaste. What are you going to brush your teeth with? Hair gel?

Background: Canterlot Gardens at Night Background (Panel 1-5) by Csillaghullo
Background - Canterlot Panorama (Night) Background (Panel 6) by Hawk9mm
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