The Iron Pony

[Caresses her broken piece of the horse shoe] Eee heee! Ahm the iwon ponny!
[Holds up her piece of the broken horseshoe] Naw! AHM thee iwon ponny!
 [Grabs Rainbow Dash's piece of the horseshoe] Hey! That mah howseshoe! Gimme back mah howseshoe!
NO! No No No! It's my howseshoe! *CLINK!*  You bwoke mah howseshoe again!  No, you bwoke it!
You bwoke mah howseshoe! Gimme your piece of howseshoe!  [Holds her half of the horseshoe closely] NO!
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Has anyone seen the lucky horseshoe we keep on the door? Nope! Darned teenagers musta got eet 'gain.
...  We bwoke tha lucky howseshoe?!  ...  Tha' means we can bweak tha howseshoe to get more howseshoe!
[Starts frantically ripping apart kernals of the desecrated horseshoe for even tinier pieces] Mo' luck! We'll get LOTSA LUCK!
[Puts all the tiny bits in a box before ripping apart some kernels herself.] *giggle* This is GEE-NEE-us.

No, I have no idea what the sound of metal being torn apart sounds like.

Apple Family Barn Interior (Full Version) Background by BobtheLurker, I claim ownership of all other art assets.